Surat untuk bob

Kehadapan sahabatku Lim Choo Han yang berada di... aaa... tak tahu di mana.

Apa khabar? Di harapkan sihat-sihat belaka hendaknya. Saya di sini pun sihat-sihat sahaja, cuma cuaca di Uganda sedikit panas daripada biasa. Maklumlah... kesan daripada penipisan ozon menyebabkan cuaca dunia menjadi semakin tidak menentu.

Semalam, ada seorang perempuan dari Kuala Lumpur menelefon saya, "Kalau awak betul-betul berada di Uganda - awak kena sumpah awak berada di uganda. Awak pula macamana? Apakah ada seorang dua perempuan yang menelefon awak dan menyuruh awak berbuat perkara yang sama? Saya harap - ada!

Tujuan saya menulis surat ini adalah untuk memberitahu anda bahawa saya telah menukar kerakyatan saya kepada kerakyatan uganda. Ini adalah kerana di Malaysia amat sukar sekali untuk mencari jodoh yang berlainan warna kulit, jadi uganda adalah destinasi sesuai kerana semuanya sama kaler dan tidak memilih warna apa pun.

Oklah, panjang benar kita berbicara pada kali ini, dan oleh kerana masa begitu mencumburui kita, saya sudahi poskad saya ini dengan ucapan Selamat hari Raya dan dengan pertanyaan Kenapa Dah Lama Tak Hantar Berita?

Yang benar,

Raju Cha Cha
Kampala, Uganda.

“Waiting is painful..

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ’cause you believed
I’m everything I am

You gave me wings and made me fly
You touched my hand I could touch the sky
I lost my faith; you gave it back to me

But I know this much is true

Once in a lifetime you meet a person who takes your breath away, not because you want them to but because they’re meant to.” "sometimes you just need someone to make you smile when you're sad, someone to tell you you're beautiful, someone to look forward to seeing you everyday. someone to call you every night, someone to say i love you and mean it. sometimes you just need someone."

Happy Birthday.

On your birthday,
I’m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.

COULD IT BE WORSE

When you try your best but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
COULD IT BE WORSE?